Steven was having trouble finding an apartment in town that he really was excited about, so when he loved our place he said he would do ANYTHING to be our next roommate. Luckily for him, he had the ass of a champion, and we had a new roommate...
I always have a giggle or two when my prospective roommate asks why the rent in such a nice apartment is so damn cheap. Why the hell do you think man? Its because half your rent will be in the form of my dick in your tight virgin ass!